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I'm Victoria & I hate Joe Quaschnick.
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Niam. <3
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TAKS is tomorrow.
Fuck that.
On a date with Liam
Liam:
Hey beautiful, lets go home, I want to show you something
me:
Oooh ok *bites lip*
*arrives home*
LIam:
Follow me upstairs baby
Me:
*follows*
Liam:
I'll be right back *stares seductively*
Me:
Dont keep me waiting babe
*waits on the bed for Liam to come out*
Liam:
Ok Im coming out close your eyes
Me:
Im closing them
Liam:
*sits down on bed*
Me:
*Leans in to Liam with eyes closed*
Liam:
OPEN!
Me:
*opens eyes*
Liam:
Its a flashing tooth brush! I got one for you the other day it's really cool and it lights up and everything. Now we both have matching tooth brushes. Brushing teeth has never been so exciting!
Me:
Liam:
Me:
Liam:
Me:
Liam:
*puts the tooth brush in your mouth* Brush Brush Brush your teeth gently around the gums